america, you call to me a little bit or: I want to be home for a black and an atheist

Two reasons I would like to be back in NYC:

1. To be able to read the New York Times and watch this amazing dog and pony show election that might just put someone outside the establishment into office

2. Richard Dawkins starts his God Delusion tour. He might be the only male where I would be so embarrassed that I would get tongue tied and then wet myself.

Also, there's that group of amazing friends who I miss so much but they're not famous (yet) and so don't count